My husband is a redneck

[Goingwithkids]

I have to tell you about my redneck husband. This is our first cruise and he has asked several hilarious questions about our trip. I would like to share a few with you.

1. Do we have to take our own sheets?
2. Do we have to take our own towels?
3. Can I take my fishing pole? (he was sure he could use shrimp from
the buffet for bait)
4. Can I wear my will fish for food T-shirt?

Thought you all might think these were funny.

[AKcruiser]

AKcruiser

OH MY GOSH, WE'RE MARRIED TO THE SAME MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're going on our first cruise the 9th of February for 20th wedding anniversary.

[Goingwithkids]

They don't get better with age? I have only had him for 10 years. I am still working on him.

My husbands whopper of a question on our first cruise was:

"You mean, we can actually get off the ship in Nova Scotia?"

Apparently, he just thought we'd kinda sail right on by and wave to the Canadians and head on home.

[Thomas]

Well my blonde (sometimes) wife asked on our first cruise if they had cable T.V.?

Regards,
Thomas

[Dorothy]

Well.......coulda been a really loooooong cable.....

dorothy

[Blaizze]

I had a friend who asked if we had to jump off the ship when we got to port...can you imagine 5,000 people jumping off the ship into the water at the exact same time???? {{Tidal Wave!!!!}}

If he takes you out to eat and you wind up eating baloney sandwiches on the porch, you may be right.

[JoeMo]

Ya wanna see REDNECKS, click on the photo gallery below,
5th picture down in the right hand column. (Missouri Hillbillys)

http://www.cruise-forums.com/gallery/view.php?id=1555

[Goingwithkids]

Thanks for sharing. I am not so scared of taking him with me.